skitzd bffl sms
October 12, 2008

On the train today, I received an SMS from an unknown number. It says exactly: “Eb sorry i skitzd it at you. U know i dnt mean wot i say. Your the only one that listns to my storys and my problems i thankyou for that. My bestie shit head who takes ten years to [...]

Can trap danger
September 24, 2008

On the train today, you have to be careful. Look around you. Look above you. There are hidden traps ready to trigger when you least expect it. Like this can of drink barely holding to a ceiling grid with a straw. Very clever. And very funny too! You never know when it will fall and [...]

Curry-Stinking-Man
September 17, 2008

On the train today, a guy sat next to me and he was carrying a strong bad smell of curry. It’s one of those smells that stick to the hair of your nose and never let go even after the offending person leaves. And the more you think about it the more you can smell [...]

Talent on de rail
August 20, 2008

On the train today, it was one of those quiet trips. Busy but quiet. People on their way to work with nothing to say to each other. Then after one stop, in the distance I could hear a band playing. I thought great. CityRail must have organised a surprise for us, some famous band playing [...]

Make-up train
August 17, 2008

On the train today, it was a make-up train. Not only because another one was canceled. I was facing a young little asian lady wrapped in a big scarf. She was making herself up. Out of her little Mary Poppins bag she was pulling a whole suite of tools. She was using one of those [...]

The sniffling man looking for a job
August 15, 2008

On the train today, a sniffling man wearing a musical t-shirt underneath a thick warm jumper was trying to find out whether he was successful at a job interview or not. He was trying to return the call of the person who had the answer, Margaret. First he got the callback number from whoever left [...]

bless you
August 14, 2008

On the train today, a young guy was sitting next to me playing a game on his psp that involved some squishy bally creature rolling in lala land. He sneezed so suddenly that he didn’t have enough time to let his psp go and cover his mouth and nose. He sneezed so loud in the [...]

Everyday train…
August 14, 2008

On the train today, I finally decided to start this blog. I spend over two hours every weekday on a train. That is between 11 and 12 hours a week. That is a substantial 7% of my life. So what do I do on the train that I want to share on this blog? Two [...]

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